Tesco value (Clue would be in the topic header)
26, although if it helps i can act like a 12 year old on steroids if it helps my standing.
IRL Picture: (Optional)
I would, but i feel everyone including myself would appreciate their pc's not blowing up and remaining intact.
Where are you from?:
Where tea and crumpets are a thing, you guessed it, The United Kingdom.
As above, so i guess GMT+0
How many hours can you spend daily ingame?:
Well, this is a tricky question - it could be 2-3 hours, or it could be 8-12 depends on work and the pregnant misses. (more so option 2 really as you know what a hormonal woman can be like, am i right?)
Why do you want to be part of the staff team?:
Well because i'm a big cuddly teddy bear that turns grizzly on rule breakers
and because i'm helpful, i think? you know it.
Why should we choose you over others:
Because I'm an overweight virgin that somehow impregnated his girlfriend, besides, im fun, helpful and at times *drum roll please* a badass, + my love for the game would put me online for nice periods of time, refer to the question regarding playtime, or ignore it slightly and carry on reading here, in which you know.. its still going to be the same or similar answer.
What are some useable skills you have?:
I can sneeze and fart at the same time, and that you know my ingame skills are just top notch, i mean who doesnt want someone with 1 hunter as a helper(it means i won't hunt them down if they upset me!?!?)
well, i was a helper on here for a bit, then progressed to become a moderator, the one everyone loved, apart from the bug abusers.. god they hated my guts, but that's not my fault i was there at the right time
oh and i was an admin on an old server called soulsplit, v2 i think i was on, or v1 pretty sure it was v2,
What are the qualities you have?:
I feel this is a trick question, i mean im fun and friendly, i guess im pretty professional when it comes down to the job role at stake, or is it on a more personal level? like i have a goatee? is that a quality? i have burp the alphabet aswell.
How long have you played Moparscape?:
in a galaxy far far away when ali was the brutal admin, pinkeggs was the loveable admin, graham was the owner that nobody saw, and when wilko, blind, halifax, myself, charmie and stitch were all staff members? so maybe 2 years ago?(i have had a downtime of like 6 months though)
In a short paragraph, explain what you'll do with your position:
Eat, Sleep, occasionally work, play mopar, help people, slap some ass, upset rulebreakers, slap more ass, play the game have fun, and host events, and no, not always rewarding ones, just for fun, interact with PEOPLE, SCREW THE ::priceguide people need to get talking more!
What do you hope to achieve if you are promoted?:
same as before, hit it out to achieve mod, then before becoming a manic depressive as before(long story we'll ignore it as its boring) i'll go for that sweet ass gold crown to make my life a little better, and make me feel like i've achieved something in life.
Do you understand that if you break rules, or turn out to be a horrendous Helper that you will be demoted?:Yes:
I (insert name
), understand that if I break the rules, or turn out to be a horrendous helper, I will be demoted immediately with no warnings. <------- so this bit is weirdly layed out so i'm going to put it out there that i accept the terms and conditions.
this thing below - just ignore it, it doesn't really exist to be honest, just happened to appear on the bottom of my app for a strange reason unknown to myself and everyone else.No: