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    Author Topic: Vending Machine!  (Read 40550 times)

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    OfflineGotta Catch Them All

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    Re: Vending Machine!
    « Reply #260 on: December 24, 2006, 09:17:35 PM »
    Out comes me with the cake and then I put up an "out of order" sign on the vending machine! HAHA your trapped!

    Inserts some pie for Javacisnotrecognized's rumbling tummy.
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    OfflineDarth_Afro56

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    Re: Vending Machine!
    « Reply #261 on: December 24, 2006, 09:35:50 PM »
    Out comes Bones

    *inserts the "Out of Order sign"*
    I'm with stupid
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    Re: Vending Machine!
    « Reply #262 on: December 24, 2006, 09:36:51 PM »
    Out comes a porti - potty

    Inserts my mom
    I find it funny that a lot of ex-drug addicts say they were helped to stop by becoming a christian and finding god.

    Makes me think you have to be on drugs to even think about switching to christianity.
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    Re: Vending Machine!
    « Reply #263 on: December 24, 2006, 09:41:09 PM »
    Out comes your dad

    *Inserts Toothpaste
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    Re: Vending Machine!
    « Reply #264 on: December 24, 2006, 09:42:59 PM »
    Nothing comes out, but the vending machine passes its next dental exam.


    *Inserts an asswhore*
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    Sensored: mopman is now a verb for failing

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    Re: Vending Machine!
    « Reply #265 on: December 24, 2006, 09:44:28 PM »
    Out comes.....a dildo?

    *Inserts a router*
    I'm with stupid
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    Re: Vending Machine!
    « Reply #266 on: December 24, 2006, 09:46:49 PM »
    *Vending machine explodes*




    Inserts a  . . . . .     credit card
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    Re: Vending Machine!
    « Reply #267 on: December 24, 2006, 09:48:37 PM »
    Out comes a Debit card (Woot)

    *Inserts a check*
    I'm with stupid
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    Re: Vending Machine!
    « Reply #268 on: December 24, 2006, 10:04:22 PM »
    out comes cash

    puts in random coins
    I find it funny that a lot of ex-drug addicts say they were helped to stop by becoming a christian and finding god.

    Makes me think you have to be on drugs to even think about switching to christianity.

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    Re: Vending Machine!
    « Reply #269 on: December 24, 2006, 10:23:57 PM »
    Oh comes coins made of Chocolate!

    *Inserts the wrappers*

    Offtopic: These coins are the chocolate things wrapped around in a coin shaped wrapper.
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    Re: Vending Machine!
    « Reply #270 on: December 24, 2006, 10:31:03 PM »
    Out comes a bar of gold!

    Inserts a gilded platebody
    I find it funny that a lot of ex-drug addicts say they were helped to stop by becoming a christian and finding god.

    Makes me think you have to be on drugs to even think about switching to christianity.

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    Re: Vending Machine!
    « Reply #271 on: December 24, 2006, 10:35:09 PM »
    Out comes Bronze Platebody

    *Inserts a squirrel
    I'm with stupid
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    Re: Vending Machine!
    « Reply #272 on: December 24, 2006, 10:40:52 PM »
    Out comes a noob whore!

    *Inserts a rubber fish

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    Re: Vending Machine!
    « Reply #273 on: December 24, 2006, 10:41:50 PM »
    out comes a printer

    puts in a scanner
    I find it funny that a lot of ex-drug addicts say they were helped to stop by becoming a christian and finding god.

    Makes me think you have to be on drugs to even think about switching to christianity.

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    Re: Vending Machine!
    « Reply #274 on: December 24, 2006, 10:42:42 PM »
    Out comes a springed boxing gloves and hits RXVL (Leel) [Leel = Lol]

    *Inserts a pickle*
    I'm with stupid
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    Re: Vending Machine!
    « Reply #275 on: December 24, 2006, 10:43:29 PM »
    out comes a pickle

    puts in a tomato
    I find it funny that a lot of ex-drug addicts say they were helped to stop by becoming a christian and finding god.

    Makes me think you have to be on drugs to even think about switching to christianity.

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    Re: Vending Machine!
    « Reply #276 on: December 24, 2006, 10:48:26 PM »
    Out comes cheese

    *Inserts more cheese*
    I'm with stupid
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    Re: Vending Machine!
    « Reply #277 on: December 24, 2006, 10:58:24 PM »
    Out comes a tub of smegma!

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    Re: Vending Machine!
    « Reply #278 on: December 24, 2006, 11:04:28 PM »
    *Inserts Xerocheez*
    I'm with stupid
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    Re: Vending Machine!
    « Reply #279 on: December 25, 2006, 12:36:54 AM »
    The machine fails to load and breaks down.

    *inserts penis*

     

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